Aug 9, 2011
Just because they have mustaches...
I mean, whatever. It's ok, make a movie about fire and mustaches. My feelings won't be hurt or anything.
:)
Jul 15, 2011
Nonplussed
According to this, Google+ has almost hit 10 million members, adding around 2.2 million in 32 hours.
This is RIDICULOUS.
I'm a Google uber-fan, in the sense that if they wanted to rule the world, own my media, ravage my body and tattoo my face, I might allow them (so long as the experience could be unilaterally shared across a synergized virtual space). Needless to say, I'm excited to see where + goes.
With that in mind, let's explore some possible vernacular of the future (or, VERNACULAR OF THE FUTUUUURRRRRE)
+1//+ing//+1ed: Unpronounced expression of Google exclusivity; also, ranking system for media. A.K.A., The Artist Formerly Known As Prince+, the awkward plus one you brought to your sister's wedding.
Circle//Circling//Circled: Arbitrary shapeism associated with friendship; also, ranking system for acquaintances. Diminuitive-Tool-Sideproject mini reference, E.G., "Mark Zuckerberg, Justin Timberlake, and Rupert Murdoch in my 'maniacal rulers' category = A PERFECT CIRCLE."
Hangout: Casual way of referring to cool-ified chat roulette but with people you know and mildly enjoy. Hopefully a small omen of a future in which Google tries to resurrect some vintage slang.
Apparently the percentage of male users to female users on G+ so far is hovering somewhere around 80%, so 'hangout' is also synonymous with sausage fest. (Can't we keep stats on who the first person to whip out their dick was?)
Anyway, enjoy.
This is RIDICULOUS.
I'm a Google uber-fan, in the sense that if they wanted to rule the world, own my media, ravage my body and tattoo my face, I might allow them (so long as the experience could be unilaterally shared across a synergized virtual space). Needless to say, I'm excited to see where + goes.
With that in mind, let's explore some possible vernacular of the future (or, VERNACULAR OF THE FUTUUUURRRRRE)
+1//+ing//+1ed: Unpronounced expression of Google exclusivity; also, ranking system for media. A.K.A., The Artist Formerly Known As Prince+, the awkward plus one you brought to your sister's wedding.
Circle//Circling//Circled: Arbitrary shapeism associated with friendship; also, ranking system for acquaintances. Diminuitive-Tool-Sideproject mini reference, E.G., "Mark Zuckerberg, Justin Timberlake, and Rupert Murdoch in my 'maniacal rulers' category = A PERFECT CIRCLE."
Hangout: Casual way of referring to cool-ified chat roulette but with people you know and mildly enjoy. Hopefully a small omen of a future in which Google tries to resurrect some vintage slang.
Apparently the percentage of male users to female users on G+ so far is hovering somewhere around 80%, so 'hangout' is also synonymous with sausage fest. (Can't we keep stats on who the first person to whip out their dick was?)
Anyway, enjoy.
Jun 24, 2011
Congrats, New York
Keep it up, people. Those stodgy old fellows who believe this is wrong are gonna die soon anyway.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/25/nyregion/gay-marriage-approved-by-new-york-senate.html?_r=1
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/25/nyregion/gay-marriage-approved-by-new-york-senate.html?_r=1
Delights
This beer is incredible. Like Leine's "Summer Shandy" but made with Texas grapefruit juice instead of lemonade, it's tarter and punchier than the shandy. And it also has some incredible brand packaging.
Shiner, need I tell you that you've stolen my heart again?
Texas forever!
Go U NU
Gender is Dead! The Fucksaw will live FOREVER!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/13.7/2011/06/24/137398402/gender-is-dead-long-live-gender?sc=tw&cc=share
"Her finding is clear and persuasive: Whatever cognitive or personality differences there are between men and women cannot be attributed, except in a few isolated cases, to intrinsic biological or psychological differences between men and women, at least not in the current state of knowledge."
"Her finding is clear and persuasive: Whatever cognitive or personality differences there are between men and women cannot be attributed, except in a few isolated cases, to intrinsic biological or psychological differences between men and women, at least not in the current state of knowledge."
Jun 23, 2011
Kitsch-y
Welcome to my new blog! It's gonna be about all the juiciest things involving sex, and philosophy, and gender, and sex, and food, and music, and mostly about sex. I'd dive right into it but I'm gonna go easy for the first post and just leave it at this:
Fucking just take me now, Taylor. I'll let you leave the jacket on.
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